Potty Training.....

• So I have this friend named Gerry. He had this nephew who would only pee out side. it was the only way they could get him potty trained too.
• So one day Gerry and his brother were sitting in the kitchen chatting and they all of a sudden heard this BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM!
• They went running out to his nephew who had his pants around his ankles and was looking straight down at his pee pee, completely horrified!
• The two of them looked down to see what was wrong , and as they look down they see that a grasshopper had landed on his pee pee...
• And you you know what a grasshopper does when you try to pull them off right? They latch on harder!
• To this day, his nephew will no longer pee out side anymore...
• Now my little boy is about done potty training... but we only got him going good because he likes to pee outside. And this is all I can think of every time he does... I'm waiting for the day... LOL

Hypothyroidism

So for the 3rd time this year, I was tested for cancer (and several other things as well I'm sure, but that is the main one) . This time they came back with Hypothyroidism. I match a lot of the symptoms, but they symptoms also come with severe allergies, which the doctor and I have been thinking that that's what it is.
SO on a pill to replace my thyroid hormone now. This has been one week now.
There is a side effect or two to the replacement though. - Stomach aches & Headaches... (Rare they said). That's was a load of horse shit. Cause every time I hear someone taking the meds, they all got it! Including me. Now they had ebbed up a bit since I started taking the pill, but I still have it. The first night it felt like someone hit me in the head with a hammer, and was trying to rip my stomach apart.
Now it's the wait and see game. i go back in about 11 weeks to see how things are going.


I know my sister has it. Now I find out that an Aunt on my dads side has it.
Did you know that you get an increased chance of getting it after you have a kid?
I have a friend that has it and now she has also been diagnosed with breast cancer.... Makes you think doesn't it? what if that's next? They've check 3 times now...... Some spookie shit.

Hypothyroidism

Fatigue... oh hell yeah... Check
Sluggishness.. check
Loss of hair 
weight gain too.. check.. lost all that friggen weight to just get it back!
Pale, dry skin...Check
A puffy face.....Check
Hoarse voice....Check Check!
Fatigue...Check
Sluggishness....CHeck
Increased sensitivity to cold...not sure.. yeah last winter kinda harsh.. Check
Muscle aches, tenderness and stiffness......Oh fuck yeah! I mean Check
Pain, stiffness or swelling in your joints... Check
Muscle weakness.. sometimes check
Brittle fingernails... check


Myxedema coma,
The most severe form of hypothyroidism, is rare. It may be caused by an infection, illness, exposure to cold, or certain medications in people with untreated hypothyroidism.

Symptoms and signs of myxedema coma include:

Below normal temperature .....Check
Decreased breathing...... Check
Low blood pressure.... Check
Low blood sugar.......Check