Potty Training.....

• So I have this friend named Gerry. He had this nephew who would only pee out side. it was the only way they could get him potty trained too.
• So one day Gerry and his brother were sitting in the kitchen chatting and they all of a sudden heard this BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM!
• They went running out to his nephew who had his pants around his ankles and was looking straight down at his pee pee, completely horrified!
• The two of them looked down to see what was wrong , and as they look down they see that a grasshopper had landed on his pee pee...
• And you you know what a grasshopper does when you try to pull them off right? They latch on harder!
• To this day, his nephew will no longer pee out side anymore...
• Now my little boy is about done potty training... but we only got him going good because he likes to pee outside. And this is all I can think of every time he does... I'm waiting for the day... LOL